Sometimes we write about the idiots we come about during our lives but most of the time we just write funny stuff to make ourselves laugh. Come laugh with us!
Went to a Hibachi once and never had Saki before so my date tells me "Oh its a shot you have to slam it back". So I did! My mouth was on fire and he sat there and laughed and said Oh My God I was just kidding. I felt like an idiot. Well that was the last date!
Then this one time. Waiting to meet a blind date. First and last time. When I say I had no idea what he looked like and I was taking it all on faith I am not lying. When he showed up he looked like an alien. I swear! Huge round head with these huge eyes and this tiny little chin. his face looked like an exclamation point!
And THAT you didn't get a picture of? I have seen pictures of every sandwich you have made over the last year and countless pictures of your feet at the beach, but you date an alien and don't take a pic? What the hell? lol
Went to a Hibachi once and never had Saki before so my date tells me "Oh its a shot you have to slam it back". So I did!
ReplyDeleteMy mouth was on fire and he sat there and laughed and said Oh My God I was just kidding. I felt like an idiot. Well that was the last date!
LOL!!!! I'm sorry but I'm beginning to see a pattern here of men giving you drinks and you slamming them back no questions asked ;o)
ReplyDeleteThen this one time. Waiting to meet a blind date. First and last time. When I say I had no idea what he looked like and I was taking it all on faith I am not lying. When he showed up he looked like an alien. I swear! Huge round head with these huge eyes and this tiny little chin. his face looked like an exclamation point!
ReplyDeleteAnd THAT you didn't get a picture of? I have seen pictures of every sandwich you have made over the last year and countless pictures of your feet at the beach, but you date an alien and don't take a pic? What the hell? lol
ReplyDeleteThis was a long time ago before cell phones had cameras. Not even sure I had a cell phone yet. So take that attitude and go get me a beer! :)
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