With the recent ruling in NYC allowing same-sex couples the right to legally wed, I think it only right that we here at Dear (Ass)Jack also extend the spirit of openness and inclusion to those living alternative lifestyles.
Therefore, I would like to invite any ladies out there with a Dear Jill story of heartbreak, relationship woes or dating hell to feel free to share it here… in great detail… seriously, let it all out sisters… with pictures if you have them. And to be fair I suppose guys can post a Dear Jack letter too if they wanna. But I'll let Sassypants read those.
Hey, I was invited to contribute here to offer my perspective on things as a guy. Well that's pretty much it right there.
That reminds me…. we haven’t had a girl’s night in a while. They’re always so much fun! We just sit around giggling and braiding one another’s hair. A pillow fight almost always breaks out. It's true guys... everything you imagine us girls doing when we're alone is true. Think I’ll go shopping today and pick up some party stuff…. jello, baby oil, tequila, batteries, bubble bath, more tequila……
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I knew it! They said I was crazy but I knew that great men like Hefner, Guccione, Flynt and Sheen had to have been telling the truth all along. Yours Truly proved it. Best. Day. Ever.
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Promised myself I wouldn't cry.
Oh boy Shawn, our last girl’s night was a doozy. Let’s just say too much alcohol mixed with too much baby oil and somebody’s going down…. to the ER! We met the nicest nurse there though who fluffed our pillows and gave us sponge baths. She's coming to our next party!
ReplyDeleteIt was kind of a daze to me. I remember Jello and things being slippery. Then the hospital. LOL
ReplyDeleteYou and those gosh darn flip flops!
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