Dear Jack,
When you post on a dating site saying you are looking to "Date" I assume that is what you are looking for. But after many emails back and forth you tell me, "Oh I should be honest I am only looking for a friend. I have a girlfriend." What?
Then proceed to tell me after a few more emails that you and your girlfriend want a 3some and don't want it with a total stranger so you are using the dating site to meet someone so they aren't a total stranger really?
Then ask me if we can still be "friends". Also must note you weren't my top pick by any means! So the fact that I lowered my standards and this is what I came out with? Shame on me! What kind of people are really out there? Any normal ones or am I just asking for too much? I will go back to the 50 something year old guys and the 20 something year olds that are looking for "cougars". At least they were honest.
Testing 1.. 2.. 3.. no pun intended.
ReplyDeleteSo then the moral of the story is that in order to get parties of two or more into those sassypants, you should be upfront about your intentions right from the start. At least that's how I'm reading it. Of course, I could be wrong. It's been known to happen sometimes.
ReplyDeleteYou heard him folks. Honesty leads to threesome’s! So next time you’re at a bar save the pick-up lines and just be honest….. can’t wait to hear how that goes for you.
ReplyDeleteWhat if he was your top pick? It's not harassment if you're Tom Brady. :)
ReplyDeleteI gotta agree with our anonymous poster here. Everything is permissible when you're TFB! Threesomes? Sure, no problem if you're TFB. S&M? Okay, but only if you're TFB. Wife swapping? Honey, quit your nagging and go with TFB! Why? Because he's Tom F##king Brady, that's why!
ReplyDeleteRufies. You're gonna need 'em! Why? Because you're not Tom F##king Brady, that's why!
ReplyDeleteTom Brady is a poser! Ok leaving now
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