Saturday, June 25, 2011

What We're All About

Let me start right off by saying that this blog is NOT about bashing all men. We love you guys! It’s how we got our hearts broken in the first place. Men are always welcome here. This blog is to specifically address the one or two assjacks we’ve encountered in our lives who left us heartbroken. 

It’s about gaining closure through writing a letter to “Jack" OR to "Jill." The assjack gene does not discriminate based on gender. We can tell him or her what we never had the chance to say at the time of the break-up.

It doesn't even have to be a recent break-up. You may be happy and in a healthy relationship right now. But that little prick from middle school who broke your twelve year old heart still pops up in your mind from time to time. And yes it’s thirty years later but you still think he’s a little prick. Whether he is or not is irrelevant. You’ve been carrying around this negativity for thirty years!!

It is time to purge those feelings in a healthy way. So go ahead and write down everything you weren't able to say then. Write without restraint knowing  we support you…. write knowing that we empathize with you.

Bashing other users will not be tolerated on this site. All rude comments will be deleted and ten years of bad relationship karma will befall the poster for annoying us. I can’t explain exactly how that part will work. It’s all very scientific so you’re just going to have to trust me on this one. Be kind to one another. Lift one another up. Remember you know just how they feel.

2 comments:

  1. So are (Ass)Jack's available in the USA? I have always fantasized about jacking my (Ass) and was waiting for a wonderful product like this to be available.

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  2. Great question Shawn! And yes, this product should be available soon. We'll need to get your measurements but I can already tell you're a big ass ;o)

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